Thursday, September 13, 2007

How you know you live in SE Queen Creek

1. Mullets on a daily basis
2. Livestock on your way to the grocery store
3. Been stuck behind farm machinery getting to the post office
4. You drive 45 minutes to get to your doctor/dentist appointment
5. You're in the checkout lane at Fry's for twice the amount of time it took you to load your cart
6. You can count at least ten hybrid vehicles on your way up Ironwood Rd
7. Date night consists of McDonald's or Sonic and a quick stop at Walmart
8. You've ever said this: "We live out here, WHY?"
9. You too are praying for a Taco Bell and a Target
10. Wrangler's, boots and a ten-gallon hat in front of you in line at Blockbuster

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is awesome!

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Jill said...

you mean i am not the only one super excited for Target and Taco Bell??? Oh ya and Home Depot and linens and things and everything else that will be in that shopping center!

Unknown said...

Funny! Did you make this up yourself?

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Brittney said...

you are hilarious!! That is pretty funny right there though! It is very true!!

Dawn Davis said...

This is pretty much the most accurate thing I've ever read. It's pretty sad when you have to argue the point that we don't live out in the middle of nowhere by saying "we've got a Wal Mart less than five minutes away, what else do we need?"

Ami Bethea said...

LOL This is so funny, and so true! We say "We live out here WHY?" every time we drive home from town. Oh well, good ol' Queen Creek.

P.S. A Taco Bell is coming??? YES!!

Unknown said...

We are are considering relocating to Arizona. Now that I know there is a Wal Mart there, I will cross Queen Creek off my list.

ashley said...

they are doing the ground work on the home depot! But the supertarget will be delayed :(

The Ayers Family said...

Poor "Bonnie" will never find a place to live with that kind of attitude!